I've got Rogues Are We stuck in my head right now...
Superman: ...Fuck Batman!..sorry!
Green Lantern: Whoa whoa whoa, whats wrong with Batman?
Superman : I don't know, I just feel like he's an overrated hero, you know? The guy doesn't even have any superpowers, and have you seen how many twitter followers he has?
Green Lantern: No. No man, I'm not on the tweeter..
Superman: ....hes got a lot.
Green Lantern: More than you?
Superman: Yeah! But its not fair because he's got the twitter name 'Batman', someone already took the twitter name 'Superman' and all they do is tweet about how dumb I am.
Green Lantern: Yeah but who would do a thing like that?
Superman: I don't know, some asshole named... Bruce Wayne!
Robin: Hey I just met you
Robin: And this is crazy
Robin: But I'm an orphan child acrobat and I've always wanted to fight alongside you as your sidekick
Robin: So adopt me maybe?